May 2013
gleeson666:
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
The difference between tumblr and real life.
misha-has-a-mangina:
mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:
In real life, when people realise you have an obsession with something:
On tumblr, EVERYONE has an obsession. So we’re just like:
I’m really more of a
kind of person
me
robertpattindone:
look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:
I HAD THAT SWEATERR
Anonymous asked: Babe if your medicine isn't working go back to the doctor and get it checked out so you can be healthy again and hopefully the little arguments will fade and things can be normal again. Praying that things will be better with you!! (:
Aaaand as I’m not surprised you managed to get him to break past what he said and finally answer you. -_-
This pill is supposed to slow down my periods and make them kill me less but instead it’s making me feel just ad bad and I’m friggin bleeding every week. WHAT THE HELL. It’s making me feel so lousy and off and zach and I are getting into arguments about every little thing and he keeps saying I’m using the pill as an excuse for my attitude but I’m not, I’m just...
i never really liked
my name
much
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
into my
mouth
cchannette:
jwisser:
thepasta-nerada:
vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
gvhgdchvgnvbh the feels
knightsofchlamydia:
Variations on a Korean Folk...
Shes probably going to say that she’ll agree to let other people come with him when they hang out just so she can be with him, but she’ll probably worm her way back in and push back his boundaries again until she gets him back to coming to see her alone so she can be with him without me. No. Im not letting that happen again.
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex boyfriend, Dear ex girlfriend, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear *anyone*, Dear Santa, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear future me, Dear past me, Dear person I’m jealous of, Dear person I had a crush on, Dear girlfriend, Dear boyfriend, Dear [insert URL here],
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
When you want to realize that hanging out with her, alone, and not bringing me along and going to parks and stuff that we’d do together is inappropriate then you can keep thinking about asking me to marry you. But until then, I should just tell you to worry about saving up for car insurance so you can pay my parents before you even start asking jewlers again about getting a ring...
You’re doing it again. I knew that what he said wouldn’t happen. Little random texts after him not texting you a half hour or more just to get his attention back. Something like ‘oww’ so that he asks what’s wrong, you tell him and then he feels all sorry foryou and stuff. Atleast he answered with the fact that he was going to bed..
So apparently crying on my boyfriends shoulder at my grandfathers funeral and him kissing my forehead to make me feel better is ‘disgusting’ and a reason to get yelled at. That woman’s lucky she’s senile, or she would’ve had it coming.
I have this blog for a reason. Im supposed to be able to put whatever I want here, empty my mind and rant when I have no one else to talk to ad Zach wants nothing to do with me cuz he’s with friends - without fear of offending someone or having someone confront me. This is supposed to be the ultimate freedom for my mind but that can’t even happen now because if it’s about you, you’ll tell him and...
I’m sorry, or maybe not I have no clue, that I still don’t like you. It’s gonna take some time till I do, buuuut I still don’t see that happening soon.
So much I can’t deal with this week. The last thing I need is you and what you’ll do all over my thoughts -_-
switchbladetheoneandonly:
ponetasmagoria:
I am kinda terrified of Justin Bieber
if you think about it
he has direct command over an army of teenage girls who threaten death without a second thought at the mere mention of another girl’s name
imagine what would happen if he actually demanded sacrifice
I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS AND NO ONE LISTENS
schticky-friend:
shitilivefor:
katara:
i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time
if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit
i think i just found my senior quote
vagisodium:
googleimages:
leonardo dicaprio is going to make such a good gatsby
yeah he’s gonna be a great gatsby
I thought he’d just be a mediocre gatsby
If this gets to 1000 notes, I'm going to pick 5 of...
mortuus-amoris:
naranda:
casker:
rupindre:
selfishguru:
Tiramisu with Brazillian EspressoOrganic New York Cheesecake with a Strawberry Glaze
Turtle Pecan Marble Cheesecake
NY Cheesecakes I delivered for a charity event in Houston
I make cupcakes, normal cakes, chocolate, vanilla bean, macarons, macaroons, madelines…. I just wanted to see if this will get any notes. I’ll keep up my...
So upset to be apart of this family right now.......
So, my grandfather just passed away this morning and my aunt and cousin are so selfish, prideful and stupid that they cant get a damn clue to honor my grandfather. They honored him by screaming expletives at my parents at least 20 times at the funeral home in front of the funeral director while making arrangements for my grandfathers service.
Its pretty sad that when a family member dies, a split...
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thegoodolecollegedays asked: 1, 9, 10, 13, 20. :)
rsapberry:
the-fake-truth:
inbecillus:
an-idle-teen:
inbecillus:
I hate myself but I still think I’m better than everybody else
I hate people but I’d love to be in a relationship
I love food but I don’t want to get fat
I want money but dont want a job
look it’s my entire life in a post
sub-maureen:
tODAY AT WORK, AT MCDONALD’S THESE PEOPLE WITH MASKS CAME IN AND I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS AND THEY SHOUTED “EVERYONE STAY CALM, JUST CAN YOU DO US A FAVOR” AND I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, THIS IS IT, OMG THEY’RE GONNA PULL OUT A GUN, GOD HELP US, AND EVERYONE LOOKED SO PALE AND WE ALL LOOKED AT EACH OTHER LIKE HOLY SHIT AND THEN THE ONE GUY SAID “I NEED YOU TO DO THE YMCA WITH...
Reblog if you have mourned the death of a...
straight-befor-tate:
i-loaf-jhutch:
iloveyoujhutch:
If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
Chris from Charmed
Aasssssskkkkkkkk
1. Did you wake up cranky?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Can you commit to one person?
6. How do you look right now?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
23. Are you nice to everyone?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Are you a jealous person?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
